Be kind to people.
Especially to strangers, and stray dogs.
YOLO = Doesn’t mean to do whatever the fuck you want.
Yes, do what you want — but stick within the Middle Road.
Observe the Golden Rule. Live within the limits of the Divine, Natural and Human law. Trust me — You’ll thrive.
Be your self, but please don’t be a terrible person. Be nice to others. Especially strangers and those that can’t take care of things.
Be supportive of your friends and allow yourself to give them the benefit of the doubt when they want to try something new, like rescuing shelter dogs, or feeding strays and adopting them as Life Companions. We all do that looking at the quality of Life Companions we all marry and hold in our arms at night…
It’s cool to be dancing in the nude, dancing crazy in the rain, or dating terrible people — just don’t do this in front of Children and other easily traumatized people like your Mothers, and your ex lovers.
Find beneficial friends, you can travel the road of Life together. Yes, friends with benefits is what I mean. Got that right… bucko.
Share with them the joys and sorrows and always be supportive of their dreams. They’re your friends and you love them, yet if they suck, stop being their friend. Unless they know how to suck really really good….
Show up for work cheerful. And if you don’t like your work enough to be passionate about it or at least cheerfully doing it — change. There are tons of jobs out there for the ones who aren’t afraid of Life’s tosses and turns.
Alternatively — GO out and find some purpose in your life, and figure out a way to share that purpose with others in a way that isn’t sanctimonious and doesn’t involve a picture of perfect bliss.
Smile and smile often. Smile at life’s vagaries and foolishness. And smile at all the fools you see each and every day because You are one of them. Same as all the rest of us. Maybe you forgot to zip up your pants after you let your pekker take a piss. Or maybe your underwear is showing because it scaled your dress up in a hike, after your trip top the bathroom. Trust me it happens to all the people. Smile… and keep on smiling at stupid jokes we tell. Or smile at the lies people tell each other all the time. Especially women saying stuff to men. Smile at them and sympathize because it’s the only thing that will get you happy. And maybe get you laid as well…
Smile because something makes you smile.
And don’t forget to laugh. Go see Comedies. Laugh at Life’s seriousness and all the seemingly serious people out there. Laugh when stressed and laugh when destressed. It always has the desired effect.
Laugh because you’ve surrounded yourself by people who make you laugh, and they’re funny fucking people, and you’re happy to be with them.
And seriously folks — Go out and DANCE.
It’s the new cure for cancer, boredom, irritable bowel syndrome, stress, and everything else that ails you.
Dance – Dance because you’re happy. Dance because you are sad. Dance. Dance drunk at a big wedding, or dance sober at a dance party with your friends. Dance with your Lover and dance with your mate. Dance like nobody’s watching — not because ‘no one is watching.’
Everyone is watching.
We’re at a fucking party.
That’s how parties work.
And the party is called LIFE….
And don’t forget to pack your sunscreen and your condoms when dancing….
You never know where you might end up